'The Junk' with Lamont and Dave (comedy podcast)

1. What if Microsoft built your house...
2. Lamont explains why some Mexicans aren't getting the dishes done
3. Dinner with the Presidential candidates
4. How to maintain a mail order bride
5. What to do if you're filthy rich and your new, hot wife wants kids
6. If you need a black actor, don't call Lamont
7. Officer Shaq goes undercover
8. Why Dave isn't allowed near dwarves

1. Is Juan Valdez a media whore?
2. What wouldn't your girl do for a diamond?
3. Dave explains how he got a Latin friend
4. Lamont helps straight men shop at Bed Bath & Beyond
   
5. Why you should bring vinegar on your next date
6. Lamont reveals the secret to martial arts

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• Should poor minorities subsidize rich whites?
  
• Why Dave will work weekends to buy an organic carrot.
• Kobe Bryant has a condom with your name on it!
• Revolutionary new birth control idea for the wealthy.
• Carlos Mencia is a thief.
• Play along - can you name all the working black actors in Hollywood?
• India loves dysentery!

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• Dave visits an exhibit of dismembered, naked Chinese prisoners...and marvels at their genitals.
  
• Learn why Dave plans to raise his kids on porridge.
  
• Lamont gives a vagina anthropology lesson. Kids, take notes.
  
• Why Lamont hates lawyers.
  
• Why are Chicago cops beating up hot bartenders?
• Dave discusses his performance review.
• New dating site for HOT people.
• Advice on how to manage your mail order bride.
  

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• Get your hot Lebanese ho's here!
• When exactly does an Italian wife take her beating?
• Lamont left his balls in San Francisco.
  
• Imagine if Microsoft build houses...
• Can porking your officemates cure obesity?
• A day in the life of a Mexican "guest worker".
  

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In this episode we'll answer the following:

• Is Lithuania Putin's little crack whore?
• Can malls kill Jesus?
• Why is Lamont not smarter than a 5th grader?
• Why does Lamont plan to handcuff himself to someone called "Survivorman"?
• Does knowing way too much about women's heals automatically make you gay?
• Is Demi Moore forcing your 12 year old daughter to have sex?
• And, who is going to take care of Dave's retarded kids?

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• Lamont explains why chimps and humans may be ready to date.
• Ray Fiennes gets laid on a plane and Lamont and Dave fume with jealousy.
• How gay is Greek tradition?
• Dave is going to a very gay concert...with a man.
• Dave ponders the minority phallus.
• Can a poor man attract women with sweat alone? Lamont laments the good old days of attraction.

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• Lamont and Dave advise rappers on how to get "street cred".
• Dave lays down a shocking confession that should make any dwarf quiver with fear.
  
• Why Dave thinks the country is not ready for a black president.
• The tragedy of war...and Lamont's amazing analogy.

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• The show rockets out of the womb, placenta still attached.
• Meet Lamont and Dave, who pay their disrespects to Anna Nicole.
• Why Muhammed Ali is not David Blaine.
• You'll learn why Shaquille O'Neal might not make a convincing little girl.
• Why does Lamont plan to raise lesbian daughters?

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• lamont@lamontanddave.com

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