lamontanddave.com presents 'the junk' (comedy podcast)

You demanded it, so here it is - our first collection of fan favorites, including a brand new classic:

1. What if Microsoft built your house...
2. Lamont explains why some Mexicans aren't getting the dishes done
3. Dinner with the Presidential candidates
4. How to maintain a mail order bride
   
5. What to do if you're filthy rich and your new, hot wife wants kids
   
6. If you need a black actor, don't call Lamont
   
7. Officer Shaq goes undercover
   
8. Why Dave isn't allowed near dwarves

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-Lamont

• Is Juan Valdez a media whore?
• What wouldn't your girl do for a diamond?
• Dave explains how he got a Latin friend
• Lamont helps straight men shop at Bed Bath & Beyond
  
• Why you should bring vinegar on your next date
• Lamont reveals the secret to martial arts

• Should poor minorities subsidize rich whites?
  
• Why Dave will work weekends to buy an organic carrot.
• Kobe Bryant has a condom with your name on it!
• Revolutionary new birth control idea for the wealthy.
• Carlos Mencia is a thief.
• Play along - can you name all the working black actors in Hollywood?
• India loves dysentery!

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• Dave visits an exhibit of dismembered, naked Chinese prisoners...and marvels at their genitals.
  
• Learn why Dave plans to raise his kids on porridge.
  
• Lamont gives a vagina anthropology lesson. Kids, take notes.
  
• Why Lamont hates lawyers.
  
• Why are Chicago cops beating up hot bartenders?
• Dave discusses his performance review.
• New dating site for HOT people.
• Advice on how to manage your mail order bride.
  

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• Get your hot Lebanese ho's here!
• When exactly does an Italian wife take her beating?
• Lamont left his balls in San Francisco.
  
• Imagine if Microsoft build houses...
• Can porking your officemates cure obesity?
• A day in the life of a Mexican "guest worker".
  

brought to you by Faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong

Brought to you by Faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong.

In this episode we'll answer the following:

• Is Lithuania Putin's little crack whore?
• Can malls kill Jesus?
• Why is Lamont not smarter than a 5th grader?
• Why does Lamont plan to handcuff himself to someone called "Survivorman"?
• Does knowing way too much about women's heals automatically make you gay?
• Is Demi Moore forcing your 12 year old daughter to have sex?
• And, who is going to take care of Dave's retarded kids?

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• Lamont explains why chimps and humans may be ready to date.
• Ray Fiennes gets laid on a plane and Lamont and Dave fume with jealousy.
• How gay is Greek tradition?
• Dave is going to a very gay concert...with a man.
• Dave ponders the minority phallus.
• Can a poor man attract women with sweat alone? Lamont laments the good old days of attraction.

Exclusive show outtakes at faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong

• Lamont and Dave advise rappers on how to get "street cred".
• Dave lays down a shocking confession that should make any dwarf quiver with fear.
  
• Why Dave thinks the country is not ready for a black president.
• The tragedy of war...and Lamont's amazing analogy.

Exclusive show outtakes at faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong.

• The show rockets out of the womb, placenta still attached.
• Meet Lamont and Dave, who pay their disrespects to Anna Nicole.
• Why Muhammed Ali is not David Blaine.
• You'll learn why Shaquille O'Neal might not make a convincing little girl.
• Why does Lamont plan to raise lesbian daughters?

exclusive show outtakes at faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong

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• lamont@lamontanddave.com

• dave@lamontanddave.com